Bin Laden is Dead - Go back to bed America.

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Your Government is in control. We've caught and killed the bad guy, you know, the one who's been terrorising you all for the past ten years. Ever since 9/11 he's orcestrated all of the terrorist attacks against the Western world, like, er, well, terrorist shit. You know, the stuff that keeps you up all night.

But relax, we killed The Boogie Man. We shot him in cold blood. He was unarmed. So was his wife. We shot her too. At least he's not going to terrorise you anymore.

Where's the body you ask?! Oh we threw that hellish thing away. Buried at sea. Sleeping with the fishes. What, you want photos? No you don't, you can't handle the graphic images! Seriously, they're gross, forget about them, just remember we're in control and you've got Gladiators right, watch that, and shut up, okay?

And what ever you do, don't follow this link and start questioning the shit we tell you. Bad things will happen.

That Benazir Bhutto is dead now, she should have kept her mouth shut. Doesn't she realise we've got a story to tell....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnychO…

Whatever you do. Don't. Think. For. Yourself.

Your government is in control.




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